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Welcome.

An lunatic asylum is a strange place to visit and a screw asylum is even stranger but we hope you’ll feel at home as you wander through the dark, paint-peeled corridors. We assume that you’ve come here because either -

a. You’re a screw admirer
b. You’re an insane screw admirer
c. You’re an asylum admirer
d. You’re a collection lover
e. You’re a admirer of generally strange objects
f. You’re generally strange
g. You’re a DIY nut
h. You’re a screwphile
i. You’re here by accident
j. Add your own reason here (in the comments field below)
k. *

All the patients are as they were when they were plucked from the box. They have not been medically treated or tortured for your curiosity and amusement in any way; that’s not how we operate here. The only thing you may notice is the odd patch of rust or oxidation; this isn’t through mistreatment on our part; it’s just through their age (many of the screws are now getting on to being 20 years old).

Although the patients are in the process of being catalogued, the Asylum is unfortunately beginning to reach its capacity. However, we are always interested in seeing more insane screws. So, feel free to email us photos, with its vital statistics if known (length, width, even you chosen name for the patient if you would like) and we’ll get them uploaded to Screw Asylum; we, as I’m sure everyone else, would love to see them.

Thanks for visiting Screw Asylum. Watch your head on your way out and don’t have nightmares!

* Here are some search stings that may also have brought you here -

0001. “ground ginger” figging
0002. blunt panhead
0003. panhead slang
0004. psychology disorder in the movie fight
0005. shifty shellshock
0006. prison refuge slang
0007. depth dwellers full version as abandonwa
0008. coïtus à undo
0009. shifty shellshock pictures
0010. steampunk jewelry
0011. deformed screws blog
0012. oddball screw sizes
0013. “On together” +slang
0014. figging pictures
0015. defect on the head
0016. pictures of screws in people’s heads