Patient 0003

January 28, 2007

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Ripped out thread in the centre plus the bonus of having a slightly elongated point.

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Patient 0002

January 12, 2007

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Simply no thread.


Patient 0001

January 3, 2007

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Bent over self tapper with extra gnarliness on its panhead.


Screw Asylum – An Introduction

January 1, 2007

 

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Welcome to Screw Aylum

 

Screw

–noun

1. a metal fastener having a tapered shank with a helical thread, and topped with a slotted head, driven into wood or the like by rotating, esp. by means of a screwdriver.

2. a threaded cylindrical pin or rod with a head at one end, engaging a threaded hole and used either as a fastener or as a simple machine for applying power, as in a clamp, jack, etc. Compare bolt1 (def. 3).

3. British. a tapped or threaded hole.

4. something having a spiral form.

5. screw propeller.

6. Usually, screws. physical or mental coercion: The terrified debtor soon felt the gangster’s screws.

7. a single turn of a screw.

8. a twist, turn, or twisting movement.

9. Chiefly British.

a. a little salt, sugar, tobacco, etc., carried in a twist of paper.

b. Slang. a mean, old, or worn-out horse; a horse from which one can obtain no further service.

c. Slang. a friend or employer from whom one can obtain no more money.

d. Slang. a miser.

10. British Informal. salary; wages.

11. Slang. a prison guard.

12. Slang: Vulgar.

a. an act of coitus.

b. a person viewed as a sexual partner.

–verb (used with object)

13. to fasten, tighten, force, press, stretch tight, etc., by or as if by means of a screw or device operated by a screw or helical threads.

14. to operate or adjust by a screw, as a press.

15. to attach with a screw or screws: to screw a bracket to a wall.

16. to insert, fasten, undo, or work (a screw, bolt, nut, bottle top with a helical thread, etc.) by turning.

17. to contort as by twisting; distort: Father screwed his face into a grimace of disgust.

18. to cause to become sufficiently strong or intense (usually fol. by up): I screwed up my courage to ask for a raise.

19. to coerce or threaten.

20. to extract or extort.

21. to force (a seller) to lower a price (often fol. by down).

22. Slang. to cheat or take advantage of (someone).

23. Slang: Vulgar. to have coitus with.

–verb (used without object)

24. to turn as or like a screw.

25. to be adapted for being connected, taken apart, opened, or closed by means of a screw or screws or parts with helical threads (usually fol. by on, together, or off): This top screws on easily.

26. to turn or move with a twisting or rotating motion.

27. to practice extortion.

28. Slang: Vulgar. to have coitus.

—Verb phrases

29. screw around, Slang.

a. to waste time in foolish or frivolous activity: If you’d stop screwing around we could get this job done.

b. Vulgar. to engage in promiscuous sex.

30. screw off, Slang.

a. to do nothing; loaf.

b. to leave; go away.

31. screw up, Slang.

a. to ruin through bungling or stupidity: Somehow the engineers screwed up the entire construction project.

b. to make a botch of something; blunder.

c. to make confused, anxious, or neurotic.

—Idioms

32. have a screw loose, Slang. to be eccentric or neurotic; have crazy ideas: You must have a screw loose to keep so many cats.

33. put the screws on, to compel by exerting pressure on; use coercion on; force: They kept putting the screws on him for more money.

 

 

Asylum

–noun

1. (esp. formerly) an institution for the maintenance and care of the mentally ill, orphans, or other persons [or screws] requiring specialized assistance.

2. an inviolable refuge, as formerly for criminals and debtors; sanctuary: He sought asylum in the church.

3. International Law.

a. a refuge granted an alien [or screw] by a sovereign state on its own territory.

b. a temporary refuge granted political offenders [or screw], esp. in a foreign embassy.

4. any secure retreat.

 

Well, someone’s got to look after them.